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Lindsey Pelas Getting Topless for Attention of the Day

Lindsey Pelas rose to internet fame from a video she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…since TITS are great… She had 1.2 million followers and that eventually turned into 6.4 million followers because tits went viral…. I don’t know if she’s actually famous, making money beyond things she does behind the scenes, like through prostitution…that can be guised and anything she wants to call it…but I call it dudes would pay to play with these monster tits.. She’s not what I consider hot, she’s weird looking, but if these are real tits, and she claims they are…her instagram description is “genetically gifted”….they are wild, and they are crazy and they should be exposed more…and she should be getting paid by the song…before she gets too old…not that you’d be able to tell if she’s old or not..that face is too jacked up barely human.. She’s from Lousiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as you are a titty loving pervert since your mom never breast fed you… Some of videos… The post Lindsey Pelas Getting Topless for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day

It’s apple season up in Canada where all the world’s apples are likely not from, but where every suburban asshole and his shitty family seem to get together to go apple picking in a weird weekend activity for a half mexican lazy dude like me who thinks “apple picking is for migrant workers, where’s the humor or fun in picking your own damn apples, and how did this orchard figure out you can get white people to do migrant work, and have them pay you to do it….”…genius really… Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and is eating an apple that you’d expect her to get paid per unit to pick, as that’s how the Orchards do it when white people aren’t paying to pick them themselves… I guess what I am saying is I spent the week drinking apple cider….becuase it’s cheap, magical, and from the earth…I figure if you rot any fruit to make it boozy, I’m a fan…and I guess I’m just muttering on about nothing when really you just want to see the damn model tits and you aren’t even reading this. The post Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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