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The Story of Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shorts of the Day

Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it… The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example… A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing. Inspiring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day

It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about… Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay. Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event… #456592282 / gettyimages.com She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes… #456586226 / gettyimages.com Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters… #456592268 / gettyimages.com She doesn’t find that funny… #456584306 / gettyimages.com Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face #456593050 / gettyimages.com She’s a model… #456588006 / gettyimages.com Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’…. #456593352 / gettyimages.com Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead #456584386 / gettyimages.com Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks #183096380 / gettyimages.com Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer…. #456585094 / gettyimages.com Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that… #456584706 / gettyimages.com Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE

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