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Victoria’s Secret Models Singing Jingle Bells of the Day

Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks…. That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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Victoria’s Secret Models Singing Jingle Bells of the Day

Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day

This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy…. Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….

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Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day