Leryn Franco is an Olympian and a model for some central or South American country…and I don’t know how well she ranks…but assume it is just one of those “No one else is doing it and it will put me on the international forum”….kind of opportunist who really just wants to be showing her awesome ass cuz she knows it is awesome..but getting to the top in Paraguay requires joining a tribe, praying to some Mayan god in some Mayan ritual…to some ancient aliens….cuz as wonderful as the jungles of Paraguay may be….it’s not really on the map for tourism, so being a Rihanna isn’t an option….but when you’re the hot ass amongst dude lookin’ women…all of a sudden you matter enough for FHM INDIA to do a spread on you…
The old timer blogger in me…who build my empire on girls flashing their panties, having sex tapes, and nipple slips….kinda appreciates Ashlee Simpson’s old timer efffort to get noticed for the first time since her singing career exploded….due to acid reflux…..but the scientist in me wishes there were no panties…just so I could see how much damage her single mother’s vagina took in the natural disaster that was becoming a single mother….you see cuz panties just aren’t hardcore enough for me…but scars on labia always will be pushing the limit and letting the world know you’re here and ready to get down. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy…. Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….
I was sent this video over twitter and the dude who made it really believes it has potential of going viral….I on the other hand don’t find it hardcore enough, sure watching a dude puke in a pint and drink it is kinda vile, but it is his own puke….which totally cancels out the grossness of it, it’s just not pleasant to look at….which to me means this video is on some pussy level of trying to be hardcore and crazy…. The dude who sent it to me defended his stance by saying he went on to drink piss, his own and someone else’s, again gross in theory, but piss is sterile, making the risk factor almost none, and people drink each other’s piss all the time, usually every time you hit up a restaurant chain with a disgruntled worker, or an open bowl of mints…it’s no big deal. Maybe I just hate drunken idiots…maybe I prefer them to be with naked chicks…maybe I only like my two anything one anything to have more nudity….maybe I’m wrong….I know I haven’t quite grasped the frat boy market, and this seems like something they’d love… That said, I hope my two readers make this huge, cuz I like supporting local talent, even though dudes no where near me, globalization and technology brings him right into this shithole I call home… What do you think? Comments please.
SPORTS BUZZ : Because mountain biking isn't hardcore enough, a father/son duo picked-up Municycling; unicycling with an “M” for mountain. They just conquered the 14,433-foot Mount Elbert, the highest peak in Colorado, while not wearing clown suits, for unknown reasons. Just sayin' it would've made the feat much harder to top.
