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If you’re a short dude lookin’ for a tall chick to over-compensate for being a short dude follow this dude’s lead and become a billionaire, because short dudes or really any dude who has money is like fuckin’ porn to bitches. Seriously, you can have be missing limbs, a severe retardation, no teeth and dick that doesn’t work, and you can still find a pussy hot enough to hold your retard hand as you walk down the fuckin’ street, as long as you got fuckin’ money, because you guessed it, all women are whores

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Victoria Silvstedt Walks Her Little Man of the Day