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Playboy Playmates in Guitar Mag of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jayde Nicole, Sara Jean Underwood, Kara Monaco, Kassie Logsdon and Heather Rae Young posing in Guitar magazine, because people who play guitars are into trash like this, it’s like shit is part of their subculture they are trying to be a part of as they listen to Val Halen, Metallica and Guns and Roses like it was 1990 and platinum stripper rocker trash was still considered hot and unattainable… I don’t really understand why Playboy only recruits Jersey Shore looking trailer trash to get naked in their magazines. I always liked playboy back when they had girls who didn’t look like useless strippers in their pictorials, back when it was kinda classy and the tits you’d be jerking off to were tits you always wanted to see, like Suzanne Sommers’ or Jane Fonda’s or some shit, but instead they took this stripper trash road and that is their biggest fucking mistake and the reason they are going broke….seriously…we have seen bitches like this naked far too many time to find them interesting…even though we think every naked bitch is interesting….Playboy…step up your fucking game… Here are the boring pictures of girls who you’d expect to see naked….

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Playboy Playmates in Guitar Mag of the Day

Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

I gotta hand it to religion. I figure if you oppress your kid enough they will break free and show the world what they’ve been hiding under their turtle necks all these years, and in Katy Perry’s case, it works out alright for us, since nothing else that she does is remotely interesting….I know she’s a right time, right place situation that would have never happened if she didn’t live in LA…and I know her album was a joke that she laughed about with her friends…but for some reason shit just hit and I guess I can’t hate her for that and I also can’t hate her spanx for making me think she may actually have a decent body…. Here are some other pics of Katy Perry’s tits in another dress, cuz that’s all she’s got going for her…except for the fact that she has this ridiculous pop career that involves her shitty singing and awkward dancing…. Pics via Bauer

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Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

Jessica White’s Long Model of the Day

Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are…. Pics via Bauer

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