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Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

I gotta hand it to religion. I figure if you oppress your kid enough they will break free and show the world what they’ve been hiding under their turtle necks all these years, and in Katy Perry’s case, it works out alright for us, since nothing else that she does is remotely interesting….I know she’s a right time, right place situation that would have never happened if she didn’t live in LA…and I know her album was a joke that she laughed about with her friends…but for some reason shit just hit and I guess I can’t hate her for that and I also can’t hate her spanx for making me think she may actually have a decent body…. Here are some other pics of Katy Perry’s tits in another dress, cuz that’s all she’s got going for her…except for the fact that she has this ridiculous pop career that involves her shitty singing and awkward dancing…. Pics via Bauer

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Katy Perry in a Short Skirt of the Day

Jessica White’s Long Model of the Day

Here is some SI Swimsuit model named Jessica White, who happens to be black, proving how much photoshop helps her when it comes to her pictorials, the good news is that being a model means having amazing legs, and having amazing legs mean’s I like you, no matter how stupid your facial expressions are…. Pics via Bauer

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Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make… Pics via Bauer

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Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day