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Bella Hadid Showing That Her “Hard Work” Has Paid Off

I still can’t believe that  Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.

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Bella Hadid Showing That Her “Hard Work” Has Paid Off

Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

In case you haven’t been paying attention, my former #1 favorite hottie Nina Agdal has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and here’s a little sample of her latest work: her posing in a swimsuit, with a cute pooch, topless. It’s pretty much Nina’s Greatest Hits. The only thing we’re missing is her posing in lingerie and/or with her favorite blogger. Maybe next time.

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Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

Olivia Culpo Works It Good In Galore Magazine

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from  Olivia Culpo , but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine . If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy. Continue reading

Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar… I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it… Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that… The post Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kathryn Boyd Seat Is Where It’s At

This is the first I’ve ever heard of  Kathryn Boyd , but I’m seriously jealous after seeing her posing for pictures on her bike for Josh Brolin, aka her fiancee. I’m always saying that my phone takes great pictures. Although if you ask me, the paps had a much better angle here. It’s a real rookie mistake. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Izabel Goulart Pose of the Day

I never get bored of this bitch…. She does her fitness thing half naked for instagram, and it’s perfectly nice to stare at… I mean I am sure if I dated her, had to fuck her and only her til the end up time, even with these creative poses and positions, I’d get bored of her, that’s the whole basis of love…to see how long it takes before you cheat..because you like what they are offering better… But I’m just looking at her posing in a bikini and that’s perfectly ok by me…keep up the good work.

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Izabel Goulart Pose of the Day

Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Pictures

In case you missed it, we’re in the middle of another Jessica Simpson hotness comeback at the moment, which pretty much just means she’s been showing up lately at the airport or the red carpet showing off just enough skin to get me excited. But every once in a while, we get something even better, like these pictures she posted to Instagram of her posing in a swimsuit… with a golf club. And yeah, I don’t get it either. She should clearly be in a bikini instead, right? Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Pictures

In case you missed it, we’re in the middle of another Jessica Simpson hotness comeback at the moment, which pretty much just means she’s been showing up lately at the airport or the red carpet showing off just enough skin to get me excited. But every once in a while, we get something even better, like these pictures she posted to Instagram of her posing in a swimsuit… with a golf club. And yeah, I don’t get it either. She should clearly be in a bikini instead, right? Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Gets Naughty For V Magazine

Miranda Kerr ‘s one of those models that I love no matter what she’s wearing, she could do a photoshoot on top of a pile of garbage and I’d still need to change into a new pair of sweatpants afterwards. But this one of her posing as Italian porn star-turned-politician Ilona Staller aka Cicciolina for V Magazine might be one of her best. I just wish she’d taken this tribute all the way and released a sex tape to go along with it. It’s not too late though. I’ll be on call 24/7 in case Miranda changes her mind.

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Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day

I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit… Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world… I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in. Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.

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Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day