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Katie Holmes Dressed Like Super Mario of the Day

Katie Holmes is Super Mario brothers, which is a natural progression or evolution from being a fucking robot for Tom Cruise..It’s always the robots that turn into video game characters….becuse they speak the same binary code…and when trying to get dressed this android’s files get all mixed up…because Cruise stopped funding her development and since the divorce she’s had no software upgrades….leading to her bugging the fuck out… Or maybe she’s just wearing some fucking overalls, and didn’t plan it out, because she’s lived in a fucking cave for all these years before being released… Either way, where is the real Katie Holmes? I love the way these overalls pull her pants up into her ass accentuating her middle aged mom body…so fucking hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katie Holmes Dressed Like Super Mario of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day

Fuck all these garbage people… I don’t know why I distract myself reposting pictures of Selena Gomez trying to get attention to herself in this saturated world….of too much noise….but it’s probably the same reason you do it…it’s better than working a regular job and it’s become an obsession…even though you don’t actually care about these people, but feel like if you don’t post on them, you’ll fade away into obscurity…even though you’re already obscure and no one knows who you are… That’s why you look at Selena Gomez’s chimpmunk pudgy face and possible fake, possible fat, possibly on the pill cuz Bieber knocked her up and she miscarried that’s why she hates him…tits……isn’t it? All This to Say – I Wonder How Many Harnesses She Has On to Give her this Waist to Hip Ratio.. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN THE DRESS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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