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Justin Beaver’s 17th Birthday Pussy of the Day

I love how this statutory rapist Selena Gomez is playing coy with the camera. She’s all shy and shit…Playing like “don’t take pictures of me, I’m so shy and secretive about my fake relationship with Justin Beaver”… like we don’t already know dude’s gay, no straightness sings and dances like that, the staight kids are too busy playing sports and not sucking Usher Raymond’s dick and taking him up this ass in exchange for a record deal…seriously…you wanna know why Justin Beaver’s jacket is so shiny? It’s glazed in Usher Raymond semen so Beaver doesn’t forget who he belongs to… This is all marketing, all staged, all scripted and planned for him and the truth will all be told when motherfucker turns 25 and no one remembers who he is, and no one is listening except maybe his drug dealer….cuz “Baby, Baby, Baby” just got commissioned for a cereal commercial and he knows he’ll finally get paid for the shit he’s been fronting…Like the wise mind that is Justin Beaver so appropriately stated, Never Say Never…. Either way, here they are heading home together to have dirty anal sex, cuz she’s a Disney gilr and needs her Hymen and he’s Usher Raymond’s boy and only knows anal…

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Amanda Seyfried Showing Some Tit for Letterman of the Day

I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried …. I will keep endorsing her until she starts doing more mature roles again, cuz more mature roles usually involve her Stripping ….. What I love about her is that she does these fluffy bullshit Disney shit….but balances it out with legit roles where she gets naked…and a willingness to get naked allows me to ignore her laziness for the paparazzi…if anything it makes me like her more cuz it makes me feel like she knows she doesn’t need to get dolled up or in a bikini like a Kardashian clown and people will talk…cuz she is probably the hottest piece in Hollywood…. It’s kinda refreshing….frustrating…but refreshing…cuz if there is one thing I hate…it’s these fame hungry cunts and their tacky fucking behavior… Hollywood needs to be Glammed up again…the trash needs to disappear..I’m starting a campaign…and this bitch is my unofficial spokesperson…too bad she’s so awkward….but still so hot…confusing….

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Kim Kardashian’s Music is a Money Making Joke of the Day

I saw on Twitter that Kim Kardashian was sucking Perez Hilton’s dick cuz she was releasing a new song and I guess wanted his stamp of approval…or at least as much press as she can get for her shit…knowing he caters to 14 year old girls, he’s a good starting point…not to mention he’ll do anything if you acknowledge he exists…. That said, here’s the song, that is not even a song…She’s not even singing…..She’s talking nonsense over a shitty beat on repeat…. They just know anything they shit out people will eat the fuck up…including Ryan Seacrest who premiered her song…and who also is the executive producer on her show and making millions off her – of course he’ll play it again…. Either way, I am not surprised her song is about her jam though, I mean based on her fatness, I figure her jam or any of her sugary foods are her object of desire…you know her one true love that is always there for her, I mean other than black man dick… What a fucking joke…a joke that is gonna make millions….proving yet again there is no integrity left in Hollywood….it is just mainstream crap…

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