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Alex Mru by Damien Elroy Vignaux for Treats! of the Day

TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn… So people got together, found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice, and it makes me happy, because I am tired of all the trashy and I like girl who I wouldn’t find at the strip club – naked… So Alex Mru, I’ve don’t know, but I think she’s fucking glorious and you should too…

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Alex Mru by Damien Elroy Vignaux for Treats! of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jessica Simpson does mom bathing suits right. She got paid a lot of fucking money to lose a lot of weight, even though she has a lot of fucking money. She’s looking good enough to stare at in a bikini….but instead of being a trashy mom in her 30s who doesn’t respect that she is a mom in her 30s…and instead puts on a bikini because she’s been putting in work at the gym…she’s got the one piece on and it actually covers up the nightmare that is having 2 babies…and makes her appealing enough to stare at…it’s like she’s got this…and other moms should take her lead.

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Jessica Simpson’s in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Luci Ford is Amazing in her Sunglasses of the Day

LUCI FORD is a magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven, who I have been following and loving for a pretty long time, because her pictures are all amazing…and she’s fucking hot…so I have no real choice but to post these red sunglass shots of her ass in a skimpy enough one piece…I saw them circulating and with that…I must participate…and hope that any and all endorsing I do for this magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven…leads to her own TV show…I figure if the Kardashians can do it..any retard monkey masturbating in the corner when not flinging it’s own shit can do it…but more importantly…and amazing to look at babe can do it too..let it be Luci….who from my angle…seems pretty tight…

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Luci Ford is Amazing in her Sunglasses of the Day

Naike Rivelli is Some Slut in a See Through Top of the Day

I don’t really keep track of international actors who have been in a handful of movies I’ve never heard of, I don’t even really keep track of their tits, so as far as I’m concerned I have no idea who this Naike Rivelli chick is, but I do not know why she’s got a pretty long face, but assume it’s gotta do with her big watermelon head, but I do appreciate her fashion sense, cuz dresses designed for nipples to be seen, instead of stowed away and hidden like they are something to be ashamed of, are good enough for me.

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Bobby Bottleservice

Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you've got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll's top notch d'bag character creation.

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While I Was Away

This is a pretty long video that can be summarized as follows: girl doesn't know boyfriend is traveling, girl gets upset when calls/texts/etc are not returned, girl sends a million crazy emails. You can read all the emails in the video, and maybe you will find them funny; I find them truly terrifying in a “I cannot believe men put up with women, ever, no really” sort of way. (Transcript here for the impatient)

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