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Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Looks Like She Smells Real Good!

Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Behati Prinsloo at something called the 2014 Fragrance Foundation Awards, which I wasn’t invited to, but that’s not exactly a big surprise. I doubt they were handing out an award for the Best Smelling Blogger, since that’s kind of an oxymoron. But I bet Behati here smells like roses. Unfortunately, we can’t know for sure though because Victoria’s Secret still hasn’t taken me up on my brilliant idea to do a scratch and sniff catalogue. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Behati Prinsloo Is Interesting

Normally I’m a big fan of Behati Prinsloo , but I wasn’t really digging these pictures of her at the amfAR Gala. I mean, it’s not bad, but I’ve seen her look better. A lot better . But then she turned to the side and it all made sense. It’s amazing how much a little supermodel sideboob can improve an outfit. I suggest more ladies try it out, it’s a good look. Photos: WENN.com

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Behati Prinsloo’s Skinny Model Booty On Vacation

Just in case you were in the mood for some skinny model booty, here is Behati Prinsloo and friend vacationing in Cabo San Lucas. I’m not sure what’s wrong with her friends bikini bottoms in this pic , but whatever it is, I’d be more than happy to help her out.

Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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More Victoria’s Secret Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys… But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios.. I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

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Behati Prinsloo’s Victoria’s Secret Boring Pics of the Day

Boring. The highlight of this girl’s life, other than being tall and skinny enough for Victoria’s Secret to lock her down in a contract, where she poses half naked in seriously dull, uninspired pics, that girls everywhere aspire they could be, because that’s just how well Victoria’s Secret marketing is done…is that she feels important enough to land a popstar/rockstar dude because for some reason these models think they need a popstar to validate their existence. It’s like modeling isn’t enough, now they need A-Lister cock to really believe in themselves…in an “I’m a model….I only want dudes who fuck models who other girls want to fuck and who the media love”…which I guess makes sense, but doesn’t make me like them any better, especially when the dude of choice is Adam Levine, because let’s face it, he’s the fucking worst…. All I see is groupie pussy…everywhere… I hate that shit unless it is groupie-ing on me….which happens…once in a while…cuz bloggers are the new rockstars…fools.

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Amazing Coach of the Day

I am not posting this video because it is erotic, if you can masturbate to it, and I know at least one of you can, and probably has, you’re officially a fucking werido, but I still accept you, I just won’t invite you over for tea. I am not posting this video because it is gruesome or violent or really worth watching. I am posting this video, because seeing the coach throw his glasses like a girl before throwing down, for some reason, is really fucking funny to me…

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Behati Prinsloo for Esprit Body of the Day

Behati Prinsloo has had sex, probably unprotected sex, because people don’t use condoms, especially not white people, which pretty much means she’s dead, at least to me, but not dead enough to still get half naked and model in her underwear, because I guess she’s not dead in body, but only dead in spirit and in vagina, that I will likely never get the opportunity to fist in anger, trying to punch out the Adam Levine cooties, before going down on her for 3-8 months…without taking a break for air….

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Behati Prinsloo Works It In Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

The latest couple times we’ve seen Behati Prinsloo shoots for Victoria’s Secret, she’s been all covered for some lame “casual wear” shots on a park bench somewhere. So I was really glad to come across these pictures and see that the company’s finally come to their senses and gotten Behati back into lingerie, like nature intended. It’s about damn time. » view all 44 photos

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