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Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans… Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”…. I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them… The post Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

I hate….no, I fucking hate…bikini catalog pictures. Her name is Shanina Shaik…and this is her being terribly fucking dull in efforts to sell bikinis for some random fucking brand…that probbaly paid her a ton of money…by taking boring fucking pictures of her. I’m not saying that an ecommerce site should have a sprawled out, spread eagled, laying in the bottom of a shower, getting pissed on by 8 other bikini models, to be compelling and artistic…even a little porny…for people shopping for bikinis, trying to get a good look of the bikini and how it fits a body that is nothing like their body.. I am just saying, that fuck these are boring fucking pics… The post Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights… Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star… The post Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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