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Candice Swanepoel Gets Man Handled of the Day

While I was pouring, or more accuratley poor-ing, my heart out to Candice Swanepeol yesterday via love letters I wrote in the form of posts celebrating her body and our undying love….she was being man handled by some Victoria’s Secret photographer, who probably doesn’t bang her, but has seen her naked and has a weird relationship with her…but who more importantly should have been me….I would be broken up by this, but my obsessiveness, is really lazy and I’m over it, but I do still think we are connected at the soul for the sake of doing posts on her….even though she’s gone and done this to me….all because she just doesn’t know our love exists yet….and to be honest I can’t blame her, and not just cuz I love her and thus am leniant about her actions, because before she came along into my life in pictures, I never knew a love like this before. She’s just playing hard to get and trying to get me jealous, that’s gotta be it….

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Candice Swanepoel Gets Man Handled of the Day

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……

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Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld Hot but Young for Muse of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is 17….that means it is legal for you to take pictures of 17 year olds posed like this….but it may not be legal for you to own pictures of 17 year olds who pose like this… I am posting them anyway, cuz I didn’t know she was 17 and because it is for a fashion magazine…and in fashion anything goes…it is all art … So that’s your excuse defending yourself in court after being busted….unless you’re clever about this shit and throw your lap top in the nearest body of water before they get you….. Not that this is erotic…or erotica…or even criminal…this is like a high school grad picture with high concept…nothing wrong with that…. I mean it is fashion from a major fashion magazine…even though I know if it was my magazine, I’d probably wait til she turned 18 before trying to make her the next Kate Upton, but skinnier, hotter and more interesting cuz she’s Dutch…. I guess MUSE thinks they are above the fucking law…even though she’s something you should probably appreciate from afar…like your neighbor or Emma WAtson…wait it out, she’ll be 18 soon…..and she will start doing topless pics to get notice…she’s already on the right trak…. Either way, she’s young but still looks awesome… maybe even too awesome…but probably annoyinng to interract with…but you don’t have to worry about that…

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