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Alien Invaders Slow Ride The Ship Across The LA Sky And Woke Twitter Is NOT Buying The Govt’s Explanation

“Alien UFO” Spotted In LA Sky If you live in LA, or have any form of social media whatsoever, you likely saw strange bright lights shooting across the Los Angeles sky last night. You may have wondered what that was all about…or simply went with your gut instinct to call an interplanetary spade a spade and realize you were witnessing an alien invasion. Folks went into a frenzy documenting the unannounced occurrence and speculating on the end of the world as we know it. Aliens in La pic.twitter.com/8aoMntmkAg — Black Beatles (@RaeSremmurd) December 23, 2017 Of course, here comes the news, selling some day late and dollar short “explanation” of satellites being shot into orbit via rocket by the SpaceX program or some isht that actually kind of makes sense when you see the entirety of the launch — especially considering that a very similar object was spotted in the LA sky about the same time two years ago… No UFO — this is what you saw over SoCal skies tonight! Wow! #KTLA #SpaceX pic.twitter.com/TRsMRh8xm5 — Marcus Wilson-Smith (@MarcusSmithKTLA) December 23, 2017 Went to #VeniceBeach with @sherrierohde to watch the sunset, ended up watching the #SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launch. #Falcon9 #Iridium4 #IridiumNEXT #Aliens #UFO pic.twitter.com/BrWD6yv9Dv — ʀᴇʙᴇᴄᴄᴀ ʙʀᴏᴄᴛᴏɴ (@RebeccaBrocton) December 23, 2017 But nah, eff all that. ALIENS!!! Besides, the government gave a totally different answer for what it was last time, though it looked almost exactly the same. Of course, the tweets had a field day with our visitors from space and the weak wack “you didn’t really see anything” response we were all given about it… Y’all believe it was #SpaceX if you want. The aliens that live amongst us are tired of Trumps shit too. They just bounced. — Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) December 23, 2017 Hit the flip to figure out if you believe Elon Musk and crew did this…or if we need Mulder and Scully on this case…

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Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces… I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy… We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit.. We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here… But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain… I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends… This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do. The post Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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