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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that… If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits… Here is the full fashion show…

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Lea Michele Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I feel compelled to do posts on Lea Michele in or out of a bikini. I don’t know why I like making fun of her fake relationship to her co-star who died. I mean anyone with half a fucking brain knows that she’s an ugly man-faced twat who thinks she’s hot, making a deadly combination – but not the kind of deadly that killed her “fiancé”, he needed heroin to put himself out of misery from the shame that comes with being linked to Lea Michele for ratings. It’s like motherfucker had to pretend he was into this, when he could have anything he wanted – it was contractual – like her pretending to mourn his death for a minute, until realizing she could ride it – right into a new relationship, new fiancé, and if she does it in bikini…people forget that other dude even died… I don’t know, hollywood may be bullshit – but this ass in a brazilian cut is real..at least real enough because she’s got her back turned to us. Good girl..if you’re even a girl. I mean…posting a gratuitous ass shot like this to instagram’s got nothing wholesome about it – this is “i like my ass, look at my ass, I am famous, we are all whores seeking attention”…something usually better executed with anal sex videos they accidentally leak… Who cares. TO SEE THE OFFENSIVE “She’s So In Love” Because People Talk About It

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