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Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me…. I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies… The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me…. Pretty romantic really… Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit….. THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Biel is Back on TV Getting Eaten Out of the Day

I guess Jessica Biel is tired of being a Justin Timberlake groupie bitch, who waits around at home all day for his call, back when she secured him as a sperm donor despite being a homosexual and husband, you know showing him her loyalty so that her boy band dreams of marrying the boy band came true…and it did… Because she’s back at work, not that she’s worked in decades, trying to secure herself as an actress, and I guess is doing it with slutty performances that either are designed to piss of her husband or turn him on..or allow her to legally be touched by another man so that her Prenup contract pays out… Maybe she’s always been a slut exhibitionist out for male attention, we just didn’t realize because her show was 7th Heaven and she become a Timberlake soon after, before really getting naked out there…but she did always show off her fitness body to the world….to secure her place as a body we’d want to see naked….that ass round…you know… Maybe having the kid and showing the world her tits to breast feed, it’s empowering, or her pussy for inspections inspired her to say “naked isn’t bad”…but we can assume she was getting naked long before that.. I guess it comes down to it being nice to see her slutting out in lingerie getting paid like a hooker..despite being rich…because it is Hollywood…trying to prove herself as an actor the right way….because I like nudity or half nudity…or whatever this getting her pussy eaten out, my favorite, is… The post Jessica Biel is Back on TV Getting Eaten Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up… Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really. I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares… Watch this on The Scene . Here she is playing some tennis Watch this on The Scene . The post Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Loving her Body in St Barts of the Day

Demi Lovato is one of those “love your body” ambassadors who has come to the forefront of women’s rights in the last 2-3 years, and I think these pictures are a good example why…. It’s never the hot skinny girls saying “love your body”….trying to make fat girls everywhere support them and buy into their bullshit…it’s always the loud chubby girls who are tired of trying to be skinny because their body types don’t allow them to be skinny and if the market wants them to be skinny they actually have to work at it…when they can make as much money not working at it…if they do the relatable “jsut be fat because that’s who you are”…. I think it’s safe to say, she’s better in her spanx leggings in concert…but even that’s still pretty gross, if you think fat dyke bi polar mexicans exploiting their fans while fucking FES from that 70s show, who has fucked everything are gross…which you should…and this should help…unless you’re into what looks like 45 year old mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”…. I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference… Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”.. But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson… I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks… To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise… Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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