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Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Topless for LUSH of the Day

I love Candice Swanepoel….if you read this site…you already know I’d eat her HIGH AIDS RATE CUZ SHE’S FROM SOUTH AFRICA as it drips down her leg….cuz she’s just that good….but you probably don’t read this site…no one does…making me wonder why I am writing this….oh right…out of excitement that Candice Swanepoel consistently models topless…making her a relevant model I can endorse….who doesn’t just go prude for corporate photoshopped nipple Victoria’s Secret Garbage….good South African…..

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