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I don’t know what has happened to my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk’s tight little body, but I’m not too pleased about it. Here she is on the phone leaving me a voicemail about how she’s got a boo-boo on her belly and wants me to come over and kiss it better. Alright so I just checked my voicemail and unless she was calling to tell me that my mail order Russian bride was damaged beyond repair while in shipment… It wasn’t her. I knew I should have sprung for express shipping.