Who Joyce Verheyen is doesn’t matter. What she does doesn’t matter. What she’s about doesn’t matter. What her hopes and dreams are, don’t matter. What went wrong in her childhood that made her want to be on camera, like a famous girl, living that famous life, that everyone envies and that guys jerk off to doesn’t matter. What went wrong in her high school that made her want to try hard to be seen as the hot chick everyone wants to fuck doesn’t matter. Her confidence in getting naked like everyone else trying to get ahead doesn’t matter. What matters is that she’s naked in photoshoots as her low level marketing campaign to expand her career so that she doesn’t have to work a regular job – and can just travel around and live a life of luxury like so many others…and that is what matters…. Why work when you can make your narcissism and tits work for you….
My friend and crime reporter and pervert who isn’t that perverted but who I like to call a pervert Mark Ebner posted this video of his lunchtime entertainment at the Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles….a place where all your dreams come true….or all my dreams come true…because they have a mechanical bull….which makes for a good time, sometimes, thanks to fat tits doing what they are supposed to do when there’s a Mechanical Bull in the room. It’s nice to see that even in this #MeToo era of we can’t have wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling events, Jello Wrestling happy hours and all the good stuff we used to be able to do…despite all women whoring themselves out on their social media channels and in life….and are exponentially more slutty and and half naked exhibitionists than they ever were….we can revisit the simplicity that is the Mechanical bull…..because I guess the Mechanical Bull despite being meant for THIS…can be spun to be about something else….even though all of us perverts know it’s not cowboy training or an amusement park ride…it’s a way to gyrate women hard… I used to operate a Mechanical bull…that’s a true story….I worked for a gaming company that would rent games to events and I’d be one of the guys who set the games up and unfortunately operated the games for gross kids to piss on and make sticky and essentially make me hate my life…. But sometimes, you’d get booked to do the Mechanical bull at a High School Grad party, a Sweet Sixteen, even a wedding or two…and the shift and basically slave labor work would got back faster with tit slips and ass flashes…back when they didn’t live on social media…a media that has created a lot of confusion, at least for me, like why are you so much sluttier than you used to be…why have I seen every girl naked….intellectualizing their nudity…but they are now so much more uptight with the being slutty, protesting things like the Mechanical bull…. Well not this girl….she protests it tits out..and it’s pure, it’s magic, it’s real, it’s amazing….it’s what life is supposed to be.
Aaron Hernandez has found himself with legal troubles but a little over a year ago he was leaving the Saddle Ranch talking about his NFL life. Hollywood.TV i…
Aaron Hernandez stopped by one of our favorite bars today. The Saddle Ranch. On the way out he said he just chilled after the superbowl. He said after some hesitation that his bounty might be about 2 grand. “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com
Ellen DeGeneres and Bill O’Reilly on the same side of an issue? Yes, folks, anything is possible. This pair of seemingly opposite celebrities came together this week in light of an organization known as One Million Moms pushing to get Ellen fired as the JC Penney spokesperson, with the Fox News anchor referring to the protest as un-American and, simply, wrong. Ellen also commented on the flap during a monologue this week, and then took a few moments later to express gratitude to O’Reilly. Watch her do so below: Ellen DeGeneres Thanks Bill O’Reilly
New York Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw has apparently developed a very special relationship with former Jersey Shore train wreck Angelina Pivarnick. Seriously, he has . Here’s a pic of the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, who left the show in Season 2 (and Season 1), cuddling up to the Super Bowl champ: Angelina and Ahmad have been spotted out together recently. She was at Saddle Ranch in L.A. on Thursday and asked about the relationship. Ange was awkwardly silent, before adding, “I’m not dating him … like, no.” “We’ve hung out … we’re really close, he’s a cool dude. I think he’s a hot black … I’m not gonna deny that. I would be lying if I told you he wasn’t hot.” There you go. Further comment rendered unnecessary.
Drake surprised a fan by singing karaoke with her during a recent night out in Los Angeles. The two were both enjoying an evening at Saddle Ranch when international student Dee hopped on stage to perform “What’s My Name” and was suddenly joined by the rapper. She told E! Online : “I was up there with the mike and the first beats of ‘Only Girl in the World’ started playing and I said, ‘Stop the song! Does anyone here know how to do the Drake part of ‘What’s My Name’?’ So I was like, anyone? Anyone? Hello? And decided to just sing it by myself and then boom! “Drake jumps up with his bodyguard behind him and was like ‘Wait, I thought I was going to do the song with you.’ I was like, ‘Oh my god, Drake! I just got lost in the moment and thought, ‘Whatever happens I don’t care.’ It was a total Hollywood moment.” Aw, so sweet. Oh Drake, always such a gentleman! Drake Gets Aaliyah Tattoo On His Back How Not To Get A Man: Woman Tattoos Drake On Her Forehead! Are Drake And Kanye The Leaders Of Metrosexual Hip-Hop?
The saucy cast of Saddle Ranch hit Lemon Basket and give us the juice that two big shows are about to go down! And guess who’s pregnant? Music: “Obsession” (Bugzz & Skyle Mix) by Brandon Hilton.
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