Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.
I wonder if Leighton Meester likes being in wedding fetish videos today than her foot fetish videos that got her started in this acting career….cuz you know at least one person is getting off to her in this wedding dress, like at least one person got off to her in her bootleg underground foot fetish videos when she was trying to make ends meet in New York, as a daughter of a criminal just trying to get ahead…and you also know at least one person is getting off to the fact that her getting married on Gossip Girl means the end of Gossip girl…Leaving Blake Lively out of work and forced to fuck famous dudes for room and board…oh right she already is….but this isn’t about Blake Lively, who always rains on Leighton Meeter’s parade…It’s about Leighton Meester and the wedding dress, cuz some guys get off to married or engaged girls, maybe cuz it means no commitment for them, maybe cuz they like the challenge, maybe cuz they hate the institution of marriage and want to prove a point that all girls are sluts, even with a ring on it, despite the life lessons Beyonce has taught us….and while you ponder that…here are the Leighton pics…
It was the biggest fucking night in Hollywood….Twilight the pretend Last Episode cuz they are going to make more since it makes so much money premiere…..or what I prefer to call Porno for Tweens….cuz I tried watching the shit…all 109 year old vampire fucking a high school girl…both looking like they have aids, or a meth addiction, in some horrible acting, dialogue, shot on a digi cam with a weird green filter that makes me feel like I’m having a stroke….bullshit that makes billions…. I wasn’t invited, I never am, cuz I’m creepy and irrelevant but it turns out everyone else was…including some pussy…because like a videostore clerk offering his 16 year old neighbor some free twilight rentals if Twilight brings out the pussy. I coulda done a post for each and every one of these bitches, but why not put it all into one like an orgy that will never happen, but in your weirdo fantasies, weirdo. Jennifer Love Hewitt Banaged Up Looking Good from Far…and Her Tits looking ridiculous from close…I guess she’s getting the hang of getting noticed, it’s only been 2 decades of us talking about her tits, she might as well show them, despite the rest of her fat ass catching up to their disproportioned goodness…. Briana Evigan Rock Hard Tits Genesis Rodriguez in Something Kinda See Through…. Maria Menounos Hotness The Jenner Sisters or the new generation Kardashian Sister…designed to replace and take over so Kris Jenner’s womb has a legacy that spans different markets….staring with the pedophiles…cuz they are longer, leaner, hotter, and underage than their piggy, immigrant, trash sisters who should be shot out back like the dogs they are…. Here’s some mother daughter Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora Action… Melissa Joan Hart the Pig Years Cassie Scerbo’s a total slut all boxy and weird cleavaged in red…. Christian Serratos Proves Hormones in the FOod Aren’t All That Bad….except for the cancer thing….cuz they grow them titties to be nutty… Ashley Greene Dressed Like One of those New Floral Tampons…designed to catch all blood… Ashley Tisdale Had to Pee Some Other Bitch Named Dania Ramirez or something spic.. It’s not a party without BLOSSOM!!
