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Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit… The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory… So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless.. Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches… The post Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND… I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face… The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny.. I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath. TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the tiny Titty Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess is taking a stand or protesting the evil empire for presenting her like a big tit bra model, by saying this is the truth, this actually my tits, this is who I am….prior to being a small Titty advocate, she was also a skinny model advocate, standing up to mean girls all fat and hating the skinny girls, because she doesn’t over eat and works out…a hero… Just probably not a hero to the married billionaire she’s dating’s wife…. But if you were a billionaire getting in on this would be ideal, worth making all that money for….and when you’re a model you go for the gold…cuz modeling doesn’t last… Either way…tits…euro bikini…good times… A bit of her Instagram…. To See The PICS CLICK HeRe The post Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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