This is beyond adorable. And also a tad frightening. Author Ted Scheinman Tweeted a photo this morning of a napkin, on which a pair of eight-year olds explain all they know about relationships and how men and women fall for each other. “The best thing you will read all day: two of my sister’s 2nd graders on “how to fall in love.” My favorite: step #8,” wrote Scheinman along with the picture. Same here. Although the number of times these tykes reference “sex” is a bit scary: So, to recap in plain text: First you stare at the person. You get close to each other. You ask for a date. You go in bed and do sex. When you kiss you suck and lick. Get nacked [sic] in bed and do more sex. Go dance and put your noses together. Then kiss forever. Take a shower together and kiss. Give each other rings. Go to the pool together. Between one-year olds beatboxing and eight-year olds being all about doing sex, kids really are growing up fast these days.
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Second Graders Explain Love: Stare, Do Sex, Take a Shower Together
