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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Cleavage, Insane Legs in New Instagram Photo

Jessica Simpson is putting her absolutely insane physique on full display for her fans, clearly proud of how hard she’s worked to obtain that hard body. This photo posted to her Instagram account over the weekend pretty much speaks for itself, and we’re not talking about the beautiful late-day lighting: The bathing suit picture appears to have been taken at a bridal shower for the star’s younger sister, Ashlee Simpson, who’s engaged to Evan Ross. Way to subtly steal your sibling’s thunder there, Jessica. Those legs are looking full-on ridiculous these days, and the mother-of-two’s cleavage needs no introduction at this point … but still, DAMN girl! “Oh yea girl… We are proud to be in our bathing suits!!” Simpson, 34, wrote of herself and a bikini-clad buddy. “#hardworkpaysoff “#workoutpartnersforlife.” Hopefully we’ll be seeing #swimsuitpicslikethisforlife. Ever since Eric Johnson married Jessica Simpson earlier this summer, she’s been showcasing just how lucky a man Mr. Johnson is on social media. Her figure rivals that of her appearance in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard , and is even more impressive given that she’s a decade older and had two kids. Respect. And appreciation. To wit … 35 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

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13 Kim Kardashian Photos SHE DOES NOT Want You to See!

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is a terrible mom , a talentless, materialistic, fame-hungry human being, and the biggest reason that the rest of the world hates America. But at least she’s hot, right?! Well … not all the time. 13 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look. Everyone poses for a fugly photo now and then, but while you might be powerless when your Great Aunt Edna tags you on Facebook, Kim is anything but. With an army of PR specialists to help hide unflattering pics from the world, Mrs. West does her best to scrub the best of any less than flattering images. But this is the Internet Age, and she has cameras on her 24/7. Even the daily avalanche of Kim Kardashian bikini selfies can’t bury every pic of Kim looking like she should be strolling through Wal-Mart stocking up on one-ply TP and bargain basement diapers for North. The main lesson to be learned from the gallery above is that there’s no avoiding the occasional foul photo, no matter who you are or what you do. So next time you end up on Instagram mid-blink with nacho cheese on your chin, just be glad that unlike Kim, you don’t have 17 million followers. The other lesson to be learned is: Kim crying in public is a terrible sight to behold. It’s amazing that she still allows herself to be photographed weeping in public, but we wouldn’t be surprised if she used her ugly crier status to her advantage. We’re guessing Kanye gives her anything she wants just to keep her from crumpling up her face in front of the paparazzi. And if he doesn’t he should start.

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