Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.
I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work… I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had… But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…
