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Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process… There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere.. I do like that she’s skinny in a bikini though, I mean nothing quite as good to look at than a skinny girl, especially when you’re like me and have a skinny girl fetish, since all the pussy around you is fat, sloppy, and fucking disgusting…seeing some toned stomach and little tits is a bit of a treat…and I like treats, not quite as much as the fat women I surround myself with.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maria Menounos Abs of the Day

I guess Maria Menounos wants you to know she has defined abs… I don’t know why Maria Menounos wants you to know she’s got a flat, fit, toned stomach, when as a greek she should know that matters is her primary fuck hole, her anus…but I guess posting anus pics on social media is less “look at how healthy and fit I am through diet and exercise”…to make all her 45 year old fans who watched her on Extra….and follow her…feel bad about their fat, not on TV selves….and to make the 40 year old men who know who the fuck this slag is for whatever reason ask “where’s her ass in this pic”…. I don’t know why girls think ab pics are hot, when really all we want to see is them from behind…the other side of the abs…that’s the target… The post Maria Menounos Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work… I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had… But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, attention seeker, overrated celebrity, High School Musical drop out, who couldn’t quite pull off what her co-workers have pulled off….even though she’s got a hotter body….and who is thus capable of pulling off the surfer chick look, in skimpy bikini bottoms, that look like PANTIES OMG and a crop top t-shirt showing off her toned stomach and fucking cowboy boots like this was a stripper act or Debbie Does Dallas, the original…..and she just won my heart even though I have been committed to calling her face ugly the last few decades….I guess doing countless sit-ups is all it takes to distract from a scary face….. She’s won this round…

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Sarah Harding Hot Body in Bikini of the Day

SARAH HARDING is some UK popstar trash who made it big, at the peak for her, as the second hottest girl in a fabricated girl group called GIRLS ALOUD….with their clever name and her ripped body….coupled with Cheryl Cole, who you know she probably cant’ stand because the public liked her best….motivating this one to work harder….and with work comes a toned stomach and with a toned stomach comes me…. If you know what I mean…. To See the Rest of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK

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