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Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit… I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A photo posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 31, 2017 at 2:41pm PST Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass.. I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary… That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down…. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks… What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in… Here’s the longer version… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on. The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living… I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted… The post Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Annasophia Robb Fitness of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Annasophia Robb may not be an actress you’re familiar with, but here she is being your fitness inspiration because her body is so tight, and we like tight bodies as much as we like tight pussy, even though no pussy is tight to me, thanks to micro penis buried in obesity… THat said, Annasophia Robb, is part of some of the greatest moments in cinematic history, for her part in Soul Surfer…the story of a Jesus loving surfer who had her arm eaten by a shark because GOD… Or as I like to think, because science… But that she’d like to think was some higher purpose bullshit to challenge her to be a better person…by only having one arm to handjob with… Whatever works…. While fit girls…work for me…but not actually…because I can’t afford a staff.. The post Annasophia Robb Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surfing Pig

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all…

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Anastasia Ashley’s Hotness Is Inspirational

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everyone’s favorite surfer Anastasia Ashley at the Step Up 11th Annual Inspiration Awards. I have no clue what that is, but I do know that Ana is by far the hottest piece that showed up to that event. Damn, girl has a wicked body! You know I’d love to use my tongue like a surfboard and ride her abs like they were waves. Not sure if that makes any sense since my little brain is the only thing that’s functioning properly and it’s hard to concentrate when I have my mouth pressed up against my computer screen.

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Hanalei Reponty is a Babe of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk in the pool for most of the time… Now surfer or not, she’s apparently from Tahiti, but I like to think she’s from my dreams…it’s like I want to get a Ukele and sing her love songs like that fat hawaiian who died and has that big youtube video…only more Mexican…and equally unhealthy… This ass is just too good to ignore.

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Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed… Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!

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Alana Blanchard Is The Sexiest Surfer Ever!

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Allow me to introduce you guys to hottie Alana Blanchard , who’s not only a famous pro surfer with a world-class booty but apparently a professional Twitter model as well. I don’t know much about surfing, but I’m very familiar with the world of Twitter modeling, so I think me and Alana could be perfect for each other. And according to her profile she loves “the beach, bikinis, and the sun.” Yup, I think I can work with that. Call me. » view all 33 photos

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