Her name is name – Emily Baker – I’m guessing that she’s a model – you know because her ass and tits in Vogue – and she’s amazing…at least in pictures because that’s the whole point of models. They look like tall freaky monsters who are just massive and scary, but when they are in pictures…showing ass and tits like this was some kind of self shot soft core…but for fashion so it’s ok and not something she is going to take to the media to talk about how her nudes being leaked are a sex crime…and I am all for that.
I posted some of these pics of Vanessa Hudgens the other day because I was shocked that she looked hot. She was always the relatively uninteresting girl with the boring, even dumpy body, but put the girl into a workout program with abs and all of a sudden..she’s exponentially better than she’s ever fucking been. It doesn’t even look at her… I’m talking about a girl who has been naked in self shot nudes at 18…looking better now, 5 years later, than those self shot nudes at 18… That’s not how these things are supposed to work out….but I’m sure Vanessa Hudgens is pretty happy they did.
Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked. I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair… Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked… I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time… This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.
