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Louise Donegan For Grazia Bikini of the Day

Louise Donegan is a model….she is from the UK and unlike most bitches I see from the UK who have all their teeth and who get all dolled up for the camera…she doesn’t have stupid fake tits, fake tans, or look like she’s from the fucking 90s. You know…like all those other UK Glamor models…because this model is an actual model…the tall skinny kind who photographs well and works for fashion companies to help sell their products….rather than working for men’s magazines showing off tit like a stripper to sell magazines….and she is hot in a bikini….for Grazia…

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Mythbuster Tits of the Day

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does… Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy… Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

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Mythbuster Tits of the Day

Miss July 2011 Not Naked of the Day

Jessa Lynn Hinton is some Playboy chick…and all Playboy chicks look the same kind of stripper trash with fake tits and I can’t help but hate the shit…cuz it’s played out and too 1990s…if I needed a fake blonde, with fake tits, with an average at best horse looking face, thanks to the fake lips, I’d just go to my local stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song, and if I’m really into it, I’ll throw her an extra 50 to suck my fucking dick….making gawking at nudes of this bitch, or any bitch Playboy has recruited the last decade, pretty fucking pathetic….They need to go back to their roots and get high profile bitches you’d never see naked, naked…and for the centerfolds, just mix it up a bit, cuz I may have never seen this bitch naked before, but I feel like I already have and that doesn’t sell magazines…. All this to say, I should be a marketing exec at Playboy….but I’m too busy trying to make out her vagina definition in her jeans…

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Coming Someday: A New Man For Kate Gosselin!

A new man for Kate Gosselin … may be pursued. Someday. There is no actual news here, despite what the splashy cover of the magazine below tries to imply. Note how OK! shrewdly does not name said man, or state that Kate is even dating someone. Because she’s not. Talk about misleading … true, but misleading! It’s been a year since she split with Jon, though, so time to start up the Kate Gosselin dating rumors, even if she says she’s still healing and doesn’t have time. That doesn’t sell magazines, though, so they give us vague reports about how the 35-year-old is “changing her controlling ways” and ” ready for romance again.” We’ll believe the former when we see it. Only in theory, of course . “Kate knows she can be a little controlling at times, and she’s working on that aspect of her character,” a source tells OK!. Right . Sure she is. Jon Gosselin is supposedly working on his wardrobe and penchant for lies and mediocre girls, too. Yesterday, we reported how a new Kate Gosselin dating show may be in the works. Even that we can’t really see, despite the fact that she’s a ratings goldmine. The magazine also says Kate’s getting support from none other than Jon in her quest to move on. Another claim you could never refute with fact. Pure genius.

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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey to Reunite?

Nick Lachey recently parted ways with Vanessa Minnillo. Jessica Simpson recently got dumped by Tony Romo . OMG, that means they are both single at the same time! They are definitely gonna get back together then! It’s just a matter of when! They are perfect together! It’s a slow celebrity gossip day, apparently

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