Tag Archives: shorts-or-jeans

Megan Fox Needs Some Alone Time

Here’s Megan Fox looking kinda sexy at some fashion show during Milan Fashion Week the other day. Remember the days when Megan used to do things alone? She’d walk around looking sexy or head to one of her crappy movie premieres in a tight little dress all by herself. I miss those days. It seems that now that she’s married she’s got to bring her d-bag husband with her everywhere. I bet he had his lawyers slip that into the prenup she had him sign. Sneaky bastard.

Blake Lively’s Boobies Are Sparkling

Obviously anytime Blake Lively is going to head out on the town in a short little sparkling dress, she’s going to get my attention. Although, the same thing applies to shorts or jeans or tank tops or sundresses or leggings or sweatpants or… Pretty much anything really. I just love this woman and I really think I can get her into bed. all I need are some roses, a handsome cab ride around Central Park and a rag soaked in Chloroform.