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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Loving Family Ruins Bikini Pics of the Day

Two kids. Happily married. Sounds fucking boring to me. More importantly. They seriously ruin a good bikini pic. It’s like I know she, along with Snooki – lose their tampons when not wearing panties to hold them in place. …you know some stretched out vagina shit that her amazing fucking body doesn’t really override…when all her pictures involve how in love and happy her family is. There needs to be a clause in every bikini model’s contract that if they ever have kids, even though they shouldn’t until they retire, they can’t post pics of their kids or husbands or boyfriends on the internet – it fucks with the dudes trying to fantasize about them – because they have a wife of their own, they don’t need to jerk off to some other asshole’s wife or mom…she’s gotta pretend that it didn’t happen and doesn’t exist. It’s her job and why she gets paid. Let’s stick to the half nakedness. I can’t imagine anyone wants to see this shit. Not wife’s because they will resent her body. Not husbands because we don’t like moms and kids. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out… It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating. I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation. Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want. So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop… Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing. I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

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Lil Kim Performing is the Best Thing You Will See Ever of the Day

Shit….I don’t know what the fuck happened to Lil Kim…but this is her performing sometime last week and I only saw the pictures now because I don’t really track and follow Lil Kim’s whereabouts, in fact I don’t think anyone really does…but clearly based on this cameltoe that’s a little more intense than your average cameltoe, we should because she consistently goes big, not to mention she fucked Biggy, who apparently didn’t only leave his mark on rap history, but also left his mark on her whore pussy This may be a nightmare to look at, but I find it glorious. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum Is Not Showing Off Her Boobies

I don’t know if any of you watch the show Shameless , but you should because Emmy Rossum is topless in pretty much every episode. I don’t know why, it must be in her contract or something, but I’m glad she is because she’s got a nice little pair on her. Anyhow, here she is at some event last night looking sexy all dressed up not showing us her boobs. But, thanks to her show I can picture exactly what they look like. Hot. more pictures of Emmy Rossum here