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Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”…. Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them…. Good tits though… The post Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching… Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists.. I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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