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Alexis Ren’s Sweet InstaBooty

I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading

Izabel Goulart’s Booty Is Amazing

Christmas may be over, but it’s still the holidays, which means, chances are, most of you guys are probably sitting in an airport right now, or a train station, or crashing in your mom’s basement like yours truly. Point is, wherever you are, you’re probably not in some gorgeous tropical location taking a bikini vacation with Izabel Goulart . So here’s the next best thing: a bunch of pictures and an Instagram video from the Victoria’s Secret babe. Just press your nose up against the screen, get the weirdo sitting next to you to make a few seagull noises and spray water in your face (if they’re not doing that already), and it’ll be just like you’re really there. Enjoy! #icanseeyou … Holiday mood ☀️#stbarths #holiday #vacation #friends #goodvibes #happiness #wimcovillas #villaangelhome @wimcovillas A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@izabelgoulart) on Dec 25, 2016 at 3:25pm PST https://www.instagram.com/p/BOhTVhBADqB/?tagged=izabelgoulart 32 year-old gorgeous #Braziliansupermodel @IzabelGoulart spends her #vacation in St. Barts #paradise ☀️ / #izabelgoulart #izagoulart #kevintrapp #psg #germany #goalkeeper #supermodel #brazil #stbarts #stbarths #wags #footballwags #psgwags #body #swimwear A photo posted by WSB (@world_secrets_beauty) on Dec 26, 2016 at 11:56pm PST Continue reading

Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench… It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

2011 VMA Red Carpet PHOTOS

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The 2011 VMA’s are currently underway with performances from Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Kanye West, Beyonce and Lady Gaga. Check out hot photos from the red carpet! Beyonce Confirms She’s Pregnant On 2011 VMA’s CAPTION THIS: Nicki Minaj’s 2011 VMA Outfit [PHOTO] Lil Wayne’s VMA Rehearsal Footage

2011 VMA Red Carpet PHOTOS

Nicki Minaj Looked Absolutely Crazy At The 2011 VMA’s

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Stop the presses! Nicki Minaj stepped out on the 2011 VMA red carpet in a Hannibal Lecture mask and outrageous Harajuku like train on a Mortal Kombat inspired dress. Check out some more VMA coverage below: Beyonce Confirms Pregnancy On 2011 VMA Red Carpet 2011 VMA Red Carpet [PHOTOS] Guess Who Is Sitting Next To Who At The 2011 VMA’s

Nicki Minaj Looked Absolutely Crazy At The 2011 VMA’s

Karissa Shannon Assumes The Position

I don’t have a clue what the hell is going on here, and I don’t give a crap because Playboy chick Karissa Shannon is on all fours with her ass in the air. Are you seeing this? I’m talking to the douchebag sitting next to her who seems to be too enthralled with his issue of Fortune magazine to even notice what’s happening right next to him. Wake up guy! Slap it or pour some baby oil on it…. Something. I’ve got to get a copy of that magazine to see what the hell is so fascinating, it better be filled with picture of Karissa nude.

A Scarlett Johansson Profile Shot

Here’s Scarlett Johanson strutting her stuff at some Mango fashion thingy. It’s a shame she’s covering up her tasty passion fruits, but that doesn’t mean they’ve gone unnoticed, I especially enjoy the picture of the old men sneaking a peak.

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A Scarlett Johansson Profile Shot