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Khloe Kardashian: Talk Dirty To Me, Or Get Out Of My Bed!

You have to admire the girl for putting it all out there. On her website, KhloeWithaK.com, Khloe Kardashian told subscribers what turns her on. “I believe in dirty talk ,” Kardashian wrote. “Communicating during sex is a MUST, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL.” No wallflowers or Shy Ronnies need apply. “If my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited,” Kardashian pointed out. “How am I supposed to know if he’s enjoying himself???” Talk about your fantasies, El Nino.  Hell, talk about the GOP.  Whatever you do, just keep talking. “I don’t even care what you actually say, either—to me that’s not the important part,” Kardashian revealed.  “You don’t have to come up with crazy sh** to say. It’s OK to just get louder if you’re enjoying something.  I think that’s what you should do! It’s a sexy way to learn what turns your partner on, especially if you’re newly together.” So many thoughts running through my head, most of which have to do with talking about shows I like on Netflix. “If I’m with someone who’s not vocal during sex, I’ll legit say, ‘Do you like this?’ in the middle of it, haha,” Kardashian joked (except she’s serious). So speak up.  Let her know you have a pulse. “If the person is silent, I’m like, ‘This is awkward. I feel like I’m violating you!!!’ “This isn’t f***ing work, honey! Enjoy it or get out!!!'” View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love

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Lindsay Lohan Attempts to Endorse Hillary Clinton, Ends Up Sounding Dumb

Every so often, Lindsay Lohan decides to wade into the weird world of politics. It’s not like she’s the first washed-up, orange, delusional relic from the early 2000s to do so, so you’d think she’d fit right in. Sadly Lindsay’s idiocy is such that she stands out in even the dumbest of crowds: Linds posted the photo on the right on her Instagram page earlier this week, and it seems she can really relate to…Hillary Clinton’s testimony during the Benghazi hearings? Check out Lindsay’s batsh-t, hashtag-happy string of rambling nonsense that accompanied the pic. “I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020 #imthegirlinschoolthatwasfriendswitheveryone #nomatterwhat you can only judge a book by its cover (look at the blurred lines) all, together, could, be, done. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that can change at the blink of an eye. Be patient. It’s a virtue.” Um…right on. Feel the burn…in your nose from all the cocaine you did before you wrote that. As we said, this isn’t the first time that Lindsay picked up an eight-ball from Sean Penn’s dealer and was suddenly filled with the desire to change the world. However, this might be the first time that Lindsay didn’t just align herself with whatever candidate can score the best booger sugar. In 2014,  Lohan endorsed a known cocaine smuggler  in his campaign to become president of Brazil. Last year, she gave a public shout-out to Pablo Escobar  – the notorious Colombian drug lord who basically supplied the US with all of its coke in the ’80s and early ’90s. We’re not sure why Linds chose Hillary to support in this year’s race for the White House. Maybe she heard “Clinton” and “blow” in the same sentence and got confused.

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