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Selena Gomez Nipples for Her Gucci Mane Sogn of the Day

Selena Gomez is putting out a video called FETISH, where she plays some school girl looking immigrant that no one likes, but who doesn’t wear a bra because her poor family can’t afford one, and they don’t really know that bras are customary as they usually hide their women under a sheet, only to be approached in a mall by some predator who throws her in the back of her van and makes her live in his basement and make his babies only to be caught 10 years later when she’s 25….you know…THAT FETISH… The song is with her Springbreaker Gucci Mane, because she’s hood now that she’s dating a black man, or maybe Gucci Mane is frat boy soft….I don’t keep track of this shit..I’m more the guy who notices nipples in pictures on instagram… The post Selena Gomez Nipples for Her Gucci Mane Sogn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore… I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there.. Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of…. The post Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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