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Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore… I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there.. Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of…. The post Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay

Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know… Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life… Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say : “What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.” Pics: The post Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carrey, Piven and Sports Dudes Unleash the Twitters on Tiger

Not surprisingly, Tiger Woods is a big trending topic on Twitter. And, even less shocking, plenty of celebs are giving their two cents. Jim Carrey is making jokes, while Jeremy Piven..

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