Hannah Davis did the cover of Sports Illustrated and as a prize, got to book the ad campaign for DirectTV, a company we can assume is a huge Sports Illustrated sponsor, because people use TVs to watch sports, and DirectTV brings the sports to those TVs… It’s an insular, incestuous world out there..in the advertising world…and I guess that’s ok…it worked for Kate Upton…even if she ate the profits… She’s pretty amazing.. The post Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know… Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life… Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say : “What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.” Pics: The post Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner, the Mr Potato head 17 year old, who keeps modifying her face, ass, stomach and body to turn into an instagram hoochie video vixen…that has an audience for some weirdo fucking reason I call fat ethnically ambigious ass…which makes sense because I call these girls “Not Quite Kim Kardashians”…and Kylie is the closest “Not Quite Kim Kardashian”….since genetically they crawled out of the same monster womb…. Either way, you can see her black man loving teen vag in these shorts…thanks to her good mother…and great fashion trends the youth are picking up… The post Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Genevieve Morton is some South African model who I thought was substantially hotter….I have been watching her for the last few weeks…thinking that maybe she’d replace Candice Swanepoel with her blonde South African, high AIDS rate risk factor vagina…but after seeing this campaign for Bare Necessities…she’s not nearly what I thought she was….the only good news is that she’s posing half naked…but that willingness to get half naked only goes so far, especially in a world filled with dirty fucking whores who all want fame…. Either way, maybe it was just a bad shoot….here are the disappointing, yet half naked pics….
Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK
Fall makeup doesn’t necessarily have to match the season’s warm, earthy colors. In fact, this fall’s prettiest makeup shades are intense and can be pulled off no matter your complexion. Here are Allure’s top 7 picks. NAVY AND GOLD EYE SHADOWS Navy blue isn’t just for sailor stripes and prep-school uniforms. Deeply pigmented yet classic enough not to be jarring, it looks especially gorgeous on brown eyes. Brush it across lids, into the crease, and past the outer corners. Finish by spreading gold beneath the lower lashes. “Gold shadow catches the light and adds a beautiful accent,” Pecheux says. 1. Elizabeth Arden Color Intrigue Eyeshadow in Indigo 2. Make Up For Ever Aqua Cream in #11 VIOLET EYELINER Add a twinkle to your eyes with a stroke of this vivid shade. “Violet makes brown eyes richer, greens greener, and blues more intense,” says makeup artist Tom Pecheux. Line the upper and lower rims to create a burst of color around eyes; for a smoky effect, smudge with a cotton swab. 1. NYX Slide On Pencil in Purple Blaze 2. Nars Larger Than Life Long-Wear Eyeliner in Bourbon Street MAGENTA LIPSTICK When you want to make a statement (or an entrance), this vivacious pink-and-purple blend is the way to go. “This unique color surprisingly works on all skin tones,” says Pecheux. Use a lip brush when applying to keep the edges defined, and keep the rest of your makeup simple: Just go over lashes with mascara and darken brows a touch. 1. Avon Ultra Color Rich Moisture Seduction in Plum Gorgeous 2. L’Oréal Paris Colour Riche Lipcolour in Sea Fleur GET THE REST HERE! Top 10 Fall 2011 Fashion Trends Top 7 Most Flattering New Makeup Colors For Spring
New York Fashion Week’s kickoff event, Fashion’s Night Out, went down last night. Celebrities, athletes, designers and their model muses mingled with fans at almost every major label’s store amidst cocktails, complimentary makeovers and, of course, shopping. We’ve got pics of all our favorite fashionistas, from Solange and Selita to Swizz Beatz and Dwyane Wade. Did Amare Stoudemire’s Trade To New York Inspire His New Fashion Line? [VIDEO] Top 10 Fall 2011 Fashion Trends Enter The “Ultimate Beauty Junkie” Giveaway!
