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Allie Leggett is Slutty of the Day

Allie Leggett has tits… She’s some Miss Kentucky 2010 girl who found her path or voice or calling by being the star of nude or semi nude photoshoots…bitch is busty….and thank god for that….because when you think of other Pageant girls, they are just so boring, not into sex work at all, even if they were stage parented and trained to answer the judges questions right, they end up college educated and working at local charities and shit, rather than getting naked in very important photoshoots no one cares about …you know… Keep up the good work…I just wonder if this was her “if you win Miss USA what will you do”…..TITTY SHOOTS BRO TITTY SHOOTS. The post Allie Leggett is Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day

Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic…. I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup… Right…. The post Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Does Goth Publicity Stunt of the Day

Lady Gaga wore black lace lingerie in some attempt at being over the top – maybe even a little silly – all while pretending to be high concept, shocking and next level – because everyday is Halloween for Lady Gaga. She has no authenticity and is lost her her stage show that she is just a shell of a human struggling to come back into the entertainment industry at the level she was, when people were bought and ate her shit up, because they related to the message of being ugly and embracing it, being a freak and embracing it, before realizing she’s a highly commercialized act that is contrived to trick them into thinking she actually means it and that she isn’t just a puppet used to sell albums to the suburban gays and the uglies of this generation… Tons of market research went into creating this brand identity…but now she’s drowning in it trying to figure out how to maintain relevance…clearly failing…but I see some tit…and that’s ok…even when attached to a gremlin of a woman, because it comes with so much sadness and deep rooted issues, as they know they are gremlins…and that no one actually likes them, and the only reason people came to her party is because they were paid to… Nice look, so edgy and different – you fucking clown.

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini Polaroid of the Day

Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…

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