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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Sporty Hotness

I almost always forget about Emanuelle Chriqui and her hotness. Here she is at the ESPY’s looking sexy in her little leather skirt. Do think any of these women at the ESPY’s really give a crap about sports or are they just there hoping to find an athlete husband? In an outfit like this, Emmanuelle shouldn’t have any trouble.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Miley Cyrus vs. Selena Gomez

This is what I call the “barely legal” showdown but don’t worry both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are over 18 so you won’t be put on any government watch list. Anyway, which one of these tween idols has the best bikini bod? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 5 Contestants Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Kristin Cavallari Boozy Bikini Pictures

Obviously someone like Kristin Cavallari isn’t one to shy away from shamelessly promoting pretty much anything, as long as she gets paid, so these bikini shots of her for SKYY vodka shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I’m not complaining, anything that gets this hottie in a little bikini is alright with this guy. I would have preferred it if she was selling some asian suntan lotion and was surrounded by a bunch of hot bikini clad Japanese chicks rubbing it all over her, but this works too.

Megan Fox Needs To Work On Her Bikini Body

It looks like I’m not the only one surprised by the shock upset win by Kate Upton over Megan Fox in my Hollywoodtuna Bikini Showdown . Here’s Megan hiding her face in shame after the big loss. Come on, it’s not that bad. Kate’s just really popular right now, you’ll get her next time. In the mean time maybe hit the beach in a thong or something so that this crap doesn’t happen again. Chin up princess.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Megan Fox vs. Kate Upton

I didn’t want to put models in this competition since they deserve their own “Showdown” but when I knew I had to include Megan Fox I had to find someone who can compete with her. Megan pretty much wins every competition so why not pit her against the latest web sensation, Kate Upton . So fellas, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 3 Contestants Megan Fox Kate Upton Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Sarah Hyland And Her Sweet Little Chesticles

Sarah Hyland is just a cutie, it’s that simple. I know she plays a teenager on her TV show, but she’s an adult and I can say things like she’s got sweet little chesticles and not feel like a dirty old man. Or at least not that much of a dirty old man. Here she is on the red carpet at that Harry Potter crap looking sexy in her little dress, like a young Mila Kunis without the Macaulay Culkin stink all over her.

Britney Spears Shows Us Her Good Side

I actually saw some footage of Britney Spears performing on her latest tour and it was incredibly awful, the chick just wanders around stage like a drunken stripper, but I’ve got to say that pictures from the show are a whole other story. Here she is giving us a look at her washed up popstar booty. I’ve seen female chimps do this kind of thing on the nature channel, I think it’s called presenting. Anyhow, without the crappy music and lame dance moves she kinda looks… Alright.

Karolina Kurkova Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say that for a supermodel Karolina Kurkova looks pretty awful. She looks like a nerdy librarian with a cleft lip. Obviously I’m only talking about her face, it may just be the one shot, because the rest of her body is pretty damn good. Here she is on vacation with what I’m assuming are her kids hanging out by the pool in her sexy mom bikini. Lose the kids and this is a sexy good time. Call me.

Keri Hilson’s Cleavage – We Salute You!

Whatever sexy army Keri Hilson and her awesome cleavage are a part of….. I want to enlist. more pictures of Keri Hilson here

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s younger sister hanging out in the ocean in her bikini looking slim and fit. I’m not putting this up because I think she’s hot. I’m not being a pervert, I know she’s only sixteen or something, I’m just saying that the future looks bright for the Kardashian clan…. Her butt is actual proportionate with the rest of her body. Which is a strange thing in that family. It must be the Olympic gold medalist genes kicking in. We’ll see in a few years.