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Izabel Goulart Ass of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart showing all you amateur bikini models….from instagram how to pose in a bikini…FROM BEHIND BABY….because that’s the only angle that matters… She’s old, but has one of the fittest Brazilian model bodies, long, lean, muscular and breast implanted…and staring at her cunt from behind, covered by a thin piece of fabric….is all that matters… Here’s more of her erotica: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karolina Kurkova Bikini Bathing Suit for Hamptons Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karolina Kurkova was once a top model, then she was a fat chick fired from Victoria’s Secret for being fat, then she disappeared, and found some rich guy she married…because love happens…for fat chicks…who get skinny again. She’s Czech and thus a sex worker….not low level sex worker but no matter how you dice it…still a sex worker…there’s levels to this shit… The post Karolina Kurkova Bikini Bathing Suit for Hamptons Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The hightlight of Karolina Kurkova’s career as far as I’m concerned was when she did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and didn’t fit into any of the outfits that they had already sized her for – which as Trump would say – she blew up 60 lbs in a short period of time – and didn’t quite explode but was definitely a MISS PIGGY… IT WAS 2008 AND YOU CAN CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN POSTING NONSENSE TO THIS SITE CALLING MODELS FAT SINCE 2004 MOTHERFUCKERS That said, she has since made a serious comeback, it’s been 8 fucking years, she’s had time to go back to her model roots and either do fitness or starve herself, when the work stopped coming in…she realized that not only TRUMP likes models skinny, every mother fucker out there, even HILLARY CLINTON supports like models skinny, 98 percent of gay men in the industry have called fat models more than just MISS PIGGY historically…so we can angle it as “FAT GIRLS ARE PEOPLE TOO”…which the media loves doing now…but for 100 fucking years…fat people were people too, they worked as bakers, clerks, even behind the scenes…and weren’t fucking models….or they were if they were rich enough… Karolina Kurkova clearly knows what matters, all it took was some weightloss to be amazing, that logic applies to everyone…because fat lives matter as much as the fat person killing themselves think their lives matter….not very much. The post Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed with Cara Delevingne for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez… But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence… It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money… But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

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Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world… Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses…. That’s why you should all recycle…. #SAVETHEPLANET. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Karolina Kurkova’s Hotness Returns

Posted on April 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where Karolina Kurkova went, but it feels like it’s been forever since we’ve gotten a photoshoot this good from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. I know at one point she was trying to become an actress or something, but I’m glad to see Karolina’s back to doing what she does best: taking crazy-hot bikini pictures, demonstrating proper handbra technique and giving bloggers serious pants fires. It’s important to play to your strengths.

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Karolina Kurkova’s Hotness Returns

Posted on April 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where Karolina Kurkova went, but it feels like it’s been forever since we’ve gotten a photoshoot this good from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. I know at one point she was trying to become an actress or something, but I’m glad to see Karolina’s back to doing what she does best: taking crazy-hot bikini pictures, demonstrating proper handbra technique and giving bloggers serious pants fires. It’s important to play to your strengths.

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The Hottest Supermodels At The 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Once again, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail because I’m pretty sure that Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Lily Aldridge, Erin Wasson, Jessica Stam, Linda Evangelista, Linda Cardellini and Karlie Kloss were expecting me to attend the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards. Sorry ladies, but the USPS just isn’t what it used to be.

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Karlie Kloss for i-D Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm. But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.

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Karolina Kurkova Making Faces for Elle Czech of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.

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