I don’t know if this is a wig, or if Emily Ratajkowski actually went ahead and cut most of her hair off, and I’m sure I could probably figure it out with a little closer inspection. Problem is, I’ve already got my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but I’m having a little trouble scrolling all the way up to Emily’s hair. For some reason, I keep getting sidetracked between her stomach and her shoulders… Oh well. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually.
Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie…. She was a Victoria’s Secret model at the time, so that was a big deal, with a lot of fame, good enough for the DJ to lock it in and cum in….only for her to be fired, because no one gave a fuck about her, and her baby making bikini model…forcing her to find her way in the world without the big evil empire carrying her on her shoulders… These are some paparazzi pics of her in a bikini…this isn’t that exciting…but it happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eva Green may not have supermodel looks or anything like that, but there’s just something about her that I find really strangely attractive. (I’m not exactly sure what it is, but I think it probably has something to do with the area between her shoulders and her stomach.) Anyway, here she is doing a weird-ass photoshoot for GQ Germany . And again, I’m not sure what eating sushi or whatever’s going on here has to do with anything and I can’t explain it, but damn if it isn’t hot. So just enjoy.
Don’t worry, these pictures of Dakota Fanning at the UK premiere of Effie Gray aren’t a trap set by Chris Hansen; according to my sources, Dakota’s 20 these days. Anyway, she’s also looking cute, even if she’s a little skinny for my tastes. I just think she could stand to add a couple more pounds, say between her shoulders and her stomach. What? I’m just thinking about the girl’s health here. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm. But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.
This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud…. Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest… And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on… She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.
This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud…. Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest… And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on… She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.
bit.ly – Watch the teaser! Bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! We just got 45 more seconds of the upcoming Boyfriend music video! Thanks to JB for posting — and obviously, for debuting it on The Voice — it’s even more sexy footage featuring not just the star, but also some lovely ladies. It takes on the similar style that we’ve seen in teasers 1 thru 3 where the visual changes to the beat of the music – in fact, we recognize a bunch of the clips. There are zoom-ins of icey equipment, melting icicles, water falling onto speakers and well as Justin getting up close and personal with possible love interests. JB is singing the known lyrics of verse-1. Overall, it’s a sexy, dark feel — especially when Justin has all of these hands all over her shoulders and neck. Plus, there’s more of the silhouette shot — more with a guitar though. We’ve got a link below to the full Teaser #4 so check it out now. I’m Dana Ward and we’ll see you soon on ClevverTV! Hosted by: Dana Ward http://www.youtube.com/v/DDig4tr4cYY?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read more: Justin Bieber Boyfriend Teaser #4
JUSTIN BIEBER BOYFRIEND! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE BUY ON ITUNES ITUNES – itunes.apple.com VERSE 1 If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go I can take you places you ain’t never been before Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin’ fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two PRE HOOK I’d like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you HOOK If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go VERSE 2 Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know Imma make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the —- world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind Swaggin’ [ From: www.metrolyrics.com ] PRE HOOK I’d like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you HOOK If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl you’d never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go BRIDGE So give me a chance, ’cause you’re all I need girl Spend a … http://www.youtube.com/v/QSsYmMuLRhM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Go here to see the original: Justin Bieber – Boyfriend (Official Video) – Lyrics
I don’t know anything about Belen Rodriguez, I did a post on her GREAT TITS FOR SOME MAGAZINEZ back in 2007….but I can’t keep track of every bitch I post pictures of…I’m too much of a crackhead drunk for that….but what I can do is say she’s wearing the weirdest fucking underwear I have ever fucking seen and I’ve seen my fair share of weird underwear…this shit must be strapped around her shoulders like some underwear overalls….because it’s the only thing that makes sense and I’ve decided my new favorite hobby is awkwardly staring at a bitch’s panties trying to figure out what the fuck’s going on with them….it’s even better than trying to take them off with my mouth….because I’m always scared my computer screen is gonna electrocute me when I do that… TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
