I don’t know if this is a wig, or if Emily Ratajkowski actually went ahead and cut most of her hair off, and I’m sure I could probably figure it out with a little closer inspection. Problem is, I’ve already got my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but I’m having a little trouble scrolling all the way up to Emily’s hair. For some reason, I keep getting sidetracked between her stomach and her shoulders… Oh well. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually.
The following text message exchanges about men or women who have agreed to go on a first date should make one group of people very happy: Those who are in stable marriages! Be thankful you never need to experience anything like what is relayed in the conversations below… 1. Autocorrect Can Ruin Even the Best First Impressions Hilarious case in point. 2. I Didn’t Actually Barf But nothing interesting came out of his mouth, either. 3. Eating Dinner on a Date? What a foreign concept… to at least one person, apparently. 4. Hey, This Story Did Take Place Due to a Blind Date And it’s hilarious. So we’re counting it! 5. A Case of Mistaken Identity Why do we feel like this date actually went well, though? 6. After One Date? How Sweet! Oh, oops. We meant: how scary! View Slideshow
No one on the planet should be as famous as me. Doesn’t sound like something Kelly Clarkson would say, does it? Exactly, the American Idol champion Tweeted today. Clarkson has gone off on the U.K. Mirror ‘s Sunday Celebs edition for making her sound obnoxious on its latest cover, writing of the above quote and image, along with implications that she suffered through an eating disorder: “Just to clear up the absolutely wrong so called quotes from me, I have never had anorexia nor did I ever say ‘no one should be as famous as me.'” Kelly went on to explain what actually went down: “I said in the interview, when asked about fame, that I have no desire to be as famous as Britney or Madonna. I said that kind of fame was too much for any person and that I have experienced a portion of what they deal with and that I didn’t handle that well and I’m happy where I’m at in my career.” Sounds reasonable to us. And to fellow Idol winner Jordin Sparks , who Tweeted back at Clarkson: “tell ’em girl!” We concur.
List Of Kim Kardashian Lookalikes So Kanye West had a tape leak featuring him and a Kim Kardashian lookalike. Reggie Bush is getting a Kim Kardashian lookalike pregnant. Old Navy had a commercial with a Kim Kardashian lookalike. See a trend going? There are a ton of women making names for themselves being Kimmy Cakes’ twins. And they’ve been chopped down by people that actually went ahead to chop down the real deal. That’s some weird isht.
Wiz Khalifa allegedly made like Lindsay Lohan last week. The hip hopper is accused of running into a woman on the set of his latest music video last Wednesday night, fleeing the scene in his car without stopping to see what actually went down. According to TMZ, the alleged victim was working on the shoot and departing the set when Wiz when whizzing by. Police are trying to get in touch with Khalifa for his version of events, but attempts to reach the artist have been unsuccessful. Let’s hope the musician isn’t guilty of such a heinous act, as Wiz will soon be a role model to a very important young person in his life: Girlfriend Amber Rose is pregnant !
We have another update on the troubles between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller . A friend tells People the couple will undergo marriage counseling, while also detailing the situation from Christmas Eve. “They were fighting at a dinner in a friend’s house and it continued until the next morning,” a source said
I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…
Wanna see a waste of fucking money? You know a bitch just pissing the shit away for the world who can’t afford to eat or pay their fucking utility bill to look onto with envy of such a glorious fucking life of luxury that she lives….because these are pictures of her getting a make-up artist to cover up a cut on her fucking leg
