What am I going to say about Emily Ratajkowski that I haven’t said before. I think I should make a video showing you rather than put it into words. Just kidding I’m not hot enough to be a cam model, but Emily def could be one and should be one.
As you know there is only one reason to watch Shameless and that is to get a chance to see Emmy Rossum naked. I feel the last season sucked so bad that it is time for them to hang up the boots, but they should make a spin-off show called Emmy and it would be her dancing naked for an hour. Talk about ratings! » view all 11 photos
As you know there is only one reason to watch Shameless and that is to get a chance to see Emmy Rossum naked. I feel the last season sucked so bad that it is time for them to hang up the boots, but they should make a spin-off show called Emmy and it would be her dancing naked for an hour. Talk about ratings! » view all 11 photos
According to my sources, it was Rita Ora ‘s birthday over the weekend, and she celebrated by posting pictures of her booty on Instagram. Oh, and she also took a trip to Kenya, I guess. Anyway, I was pretty sure you’re supposed to give someone a present on their birthday, not the other way around, but these are just what I always wanted. How’d she know?
While the rest of you bums were busy celebrating Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Shopping Sunday or whatever, Emily Ratajkowski here has been working extra hard. And she’s back at it again today with another round of bikini goodness. In fact, it’s so good, I think we should make this a new holiday: Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty GIFs Tuesday. Someone run it by Hallmark.
The following text message exchanges about men or women who have agreed to go on a first date should make one group of people very happy: Those who are in stable marriages! Be thankful you never need to experience anything like what is relayed in the conversations below… 1. Autocorrect Can Ruin Even the Best First Impressions Hilarious case in point. 2. I Didn’t Actually Barf But nothing interesting came out of his mouth, either. 3. Eating Dinner on a Date? What a foreign concept… to at least one person, apparently. 4. Hey, This Story Did Take Place Due to a Blind Date And it’s hilarious. So we’re counting it! 5. A Case of Mistaken Identity Why do we feel like this date actually went well, though? 6. After One Date? How Sweet! Oh, oops. We meant: how scary! View Slideshow
Some photographer or creative director posted this picture of Candice Swanepeol…and I liked it because despite being owned by a huge evil exploitative brand…Candice Swanepoel still has a rocking’ body…and to jude a slave by their slave owner, would be unfair, because the slave is just doing what they were bought to do…and luckily in Candice’s case, that involves THONGS!
I never heard of this model named Luma Goeth , but she’s got such an interesting name that I have no choice by to look at her tits. I’ve also never heard of this photographer VIKTOR VAUTHIER because no one ever really cares about the photographer, even if the photographer is the one taking what could be an average looking girl, getting her naked because he’s a creeper, and taking pics of her to share with you as ART should make him our best fucking friend…I mean you’re not out there seducing girls like Luma Grothe, getting her naked, and making this kind of magic… The reality is, I don’t know if these are good pics, I just know that there are tits.
The only interesting thing about these outtake pics of Kim Kardashian for some magazine….is seeing just how photoshopped she is….you know pretty decent looking, curvy with big titties and a decent enough face on the final version of the pic…the one they put to press…. While actually looking like she’s fucking Snooki, a fat, hairy, troll of a woman, who should be digging tunnels under trees in her magical forest, instead of being in magazines….and I guess I find the lie kinda funny….Sloppy and disgusting…looking glittery and erotic…all cuz of technology….the same technology that should make a crazed fan off her in video like he was that gay pornstar….you know cuz someone needs to put an end to her… Here’s another pic she posted to instagram…..photoshopped to shit…