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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Audrina Patridge vs. Karissa Shannon

We’ve decided what better way to enjoy the summer than by rating celebrities and babes in their bikinis? We are going to have many rounds and eventually crown a winner of all winners. This is seriously the most ultimate and important competition on the interweb. So make sure to comment below your choice, get your voice heard and I will tabulate the results. Now get to it. It’s your duty! Round 1 Contestants Audrina Patridge Karissa Shannon

Kellie Pickler Bikini Picture

I don’t think you have to be into country music to appreciate the hotness of this picture. Here’s Kellie Pickler sunning her tight body in a bikini while she enjoys a nice cold light beer. Well done. I’ve only got the one picture, that’s all she sent just to me over Twitter , but it’s a good one. What I would do to be lounging on the beach next to this hottie. So hot.

Audrina Patridge Sexy In Her One Piece

I don’t know that Audrina Patridge can be considered relevant anymore, but I still find her pretty hot so I’m posting these shots of her. Here she is on the cover of FHM magazine looking really damn good in her one piece. I know, I was surprised too, they still publish magazines? Anyhow, I’m glad they do because this is well worth checking out. Enjoy. Audrina Patridge FHM cover shoot Video

Avril Lavigne Gets Cute For Something

I don’t know what these pictures of Avril Lavigne are for, I don’t like doing research, but they kind of look like an ad for some sort of cheap Wal Mart girls clothing line. Whatever it is, she’s wearing a decent little jean skirt which kind of makes it alright. I kind of feel like a creepy old dude looking at these shots, but Avril’s got to be almost thirty so I know I’m alright. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Is A Sexy Ghost

Earlier today I had pictures of Anne Hathaway in a lame ass see through dress for Paris Fashion Week and now I’ve got her dressed as a corpse for something called The White Fairy Tale Love Ball . I don’t get it, does she want us to completely stop thinking of her in a sexual manner? because that’s what’s happening. She looks like she’s been dead for years, like a ghosts who haunts my house who I’m convinced watches me do my bathroom business. I’m sure of it, and not number one either… Sicko.

Victoria Justice Is Cheating On Me

What the hell is this all about? Here’s Victoria Justice kissing some douche while on a bike ride the other day. Two timer! I don’t deserve this, I’ve given her all that I can over the internet. I post shots of her all the time, no matter how lame or boring they are. Who wants to see a chick sitting holding a flower? Nobody! But I post them anyway because that’s how much I care. And this is how she repays me? Not cool. I should be the one on this stupid bike ride.

Aubrey O’Day Shows Us Her Puppies

I’m having a hard time figuring out what Aubrey O’Day does these days, I want to say she’s a model, but I don’t really think she is anymore. She’s basically a Twitter model now, like Adrienne Curry , she takes pictures of herself in bikinis or trashy outfits and posts them on the internet. I don’t think that can be considered a career. Not that I care, anything that will get me some pictures of these chicks in their bikinis is alright with me. Here she is showing off her puppies.

Lindsay Lohan’s Hint Of Freckled Cleavage

I love this new free Lindsay Lohan , she’s all over the place now. I guess I would be too if I couldn’t leave my house for a few months. Here she is on the beach in a nice pair of booty shorts showing off those long freckly legs of hers. If those freckles ever join forces, she’s going to have an awesome tan. I can tell that she’s trying hard to show off her big freckly breasts too, but the angle just isn’t working in her favor. I can see a hint of cleavage, but that’s not going to cut it. Better luck next time princess.

JWoWW’s Big Breasted Lingerie Pictures

Now that some plastic surgeon seems to have somewhat sorted out JWoWW’s busted up face, allegedly, I guess the folks over at Maxim thought it was safe to feature the Jersey Shore chick in her very own lingerie shoot. Why not? Those big breasts of hers were made for this kind of thing. No really, that’s exactly what fake breasts are designed for. What? Do you think they’re meant to be more appealing to nursing babies? Come on.

Jessa Lynn Hinton’s Got Talent

Apparently this Jessa Lynn Hinton chick is the Miss July 2011 Playboy playmate in case you were wondering. How long before Hef is engaged to this one? I’m taking bets. She’s probably already got an expensive ass, non refundable ring. You”d think that old man would have learned by now. Anyhow, I guess he could do worse, the woman has got some very nice talents stuffed into that tank top so who can blame the old fart. Enjoy.