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Christina Aguilera Gives Me Bedroom Eyes

I don’t know what these pictures of Christina Aguilera are for, first day of school or driver’s license photos come to mind, who knows, but I do know that she looks alright in them. I prefer her wearing giant sunglasses and shaking her ass on stage somewhere to just standing there staring at me like I’m an a-hole, I pay good money at the strip club for that service, but her chesticles look nice so I’ll let it slide this time.

Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Little Cleavage

Here’s Kristin Cavallari looking hot at the premiere of some movie called Burlesque last night. Aren’t burlesque shows supposed to be sexy? I’m assuming this is going to be one of the worst considering Cher is in it. Geriatrics are not sexy Anyhow, I like the way Kristin’s little boobies are popping out of the top of her dress like two delicious muffin tops. I’d like to butter them up and devour them for breakfast. Delicious.

Bar Refaeli Bonita de mas Magazine

After all of last week’s pictures of supermodels prancing around in their underwear for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show , I’ve become accustomed to seeing at least one chick in lingerie a day. It’s certainly not going to be my girlfriend so I’m going to have to settle for supermodel superhottie Bar Refaeli half naked in in Bonita De Mas Magazine . I don’t speak French so I don’t know what Bonita De Mas means, so I’m going to assume it means Sweet Boobies . Enjoy.

Britney Spears’ Hot Lady Profile

I don’t talk about how hot Britney Spears looks very often anymore, that whole shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella phase was a real turn off, but here she is kind of winning me back. I like a woman who can look hot in a nice pair of jeans and some sexy boots, so I’m really liking these shots. This chick doesn’t look crazy at all, she looks like the kind of chick I could go for a beer with and hope that she let’s my touch her boobs at least once.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hotness Comeback

It looks as though Jennifer Love Hewitt has bounced back pretty nicely after the terrible incident she went through involving her having to have sex with Jaime Kennedy. Here she is at some event over the weekend showing off her nice little body that some new douche, who probably doesn’t have a popular celebrity blog, gets to paw at whenever he wants. What an ass. Speaking of which, hers doesn’t look as big as I remember. Nice.

Anna Kournikova Is Just Too Damn Hot

Here’s the always amazing Anna Kournikova out over the weekend in a nice pair of camouflage tights and an even nicer tank top or t-shirt or whatever you want to call it. I’m sorry, I seem to be having a tough time concentrating this morning. I just can’t stop staring at those beautiful fleshy tennis balls of her. I’m up for a game, I’ve got some decent sneakers… Lots of traction.

Jessica Lowndes’ Hot Wonky Cleavage

I may not know a whole lot about some of the up and coming Hollywood starlets, but I know some weird looking boobs when I see them. Here’s Jessica Lowndes hosting a birthday party for herself with some cleavage that, while still hot , is a little strange looking. I don’t know if it’s the dress or the bra that’s doing this, but I hope she’s not just got some of those wonky boobies you read about in anatomy books. There’s only one way to find out, someone send send some bikini pictures to my Twitter . Thank you. more pictures of Jessica Lowndes here

Caprice Drops Some Big Old Cleavage

I’m not exactly sure who Caprice is, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s a busty glamour model probably popular in England or Germany or something like that. Whoever she is, I’ve been in the mood for a cougar with her boobs hanging out for quite some time now so these pictures showed up at just the right time. Spray tanned old cleavage is just good for everybody if you ask me.

Christina Aguilera’s Hotness Gets A Star

Here’s Christina Aguilera looking orange and lovely on her way to get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame the other day. So basically they’ll give one of those things to pretty much anybody? Good to know. Anyhow, she’s kind of showing her age in these shots, we’ve seen her looking a lot better than this. She looks like the result of a drunken orgy between Marilyn Monroe, Celine Dion and a rodeo clown. I don’t like it at all…. Except for the boobies of course.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bikini Basketball

Forget about lingerie football, I’d rather someone start a league for bikini basketball. I definitely could enjoy me some bouncing boobies running up and down a court. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Bikini Basketball Video More AmaTuna

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