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Models Work It At amfAR

Clearly I need to start donating to charity more often so I can get invited to all these fancy, model-filled parties. And I guess so I can help people in need too, but mainly the supermodel party thing. Because there was a serious lineup of hotties at last night’s amfAR Gala in New York: Erin Heatherton , Karlie Kloss , Jessica Hart , Barbara Fialho , Lindsay Ellingson , Lily Aldridge , Elsa Hosk , Maryna Linchuk , Nicole Trunfio , Alyssa Miller , and Karolina Kurkova . Still, there was one model missing who blows all these amateurs out of the water, my newest future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett . But hey, with a little luck and a few large cash donations, maybe both of us will get invited next year. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Models Work It At amfAR

Chuck E. Cheese Brawl of the Day

I don’t know why I blame Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman for this… And to think I was stupid enough to think Chuck E. Cheese was a fine dining experience where classy dignified people gather to discuss politics and world events over a game of lawn bowling…you know with culinary masterpieces crafted by the finest chefs, served on the most expensive of China…well it turns out it’s ghetto as fuck… For some reason watching the parents of future criminals throw down gives me joy. I think I need to start donating sperm, and not by throwing it at random bitches, but through an agency to bring as many people in this world…a world that is clearly going to hell in one big greasy horrible mess.

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Chuck E. Cheese Brawl of the Day