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Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day

Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny… But at least she’s got good tits…. Pics via Bauer

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Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day

Britney Spears in a Bikini for Letterman of the Day

Britney Spears was on Letterman in a bikini doing the top 10 list while I was at the worst movie in the history of movies called Funny People, that I assume was intentionally not funny at all, if anything it was pure fucking garbage that made me lose all faith in Hollywood and their ability to make something worth watching, it left me dying to die at least 5 times in the movie, I wished I was the one with the terminal disease, one fast moving enough to end the fuckin’ pain by the first hour of the movie. The real annoying thing in the whole experience was that 2 years ago I saw all those dudes doing a stand-up routine and every single joke from that comedy show that made me want to kill myself was in the fuckin’ movie, only they threw in some Adam Sandler stupid voices and a shitty fucking drawn out storyline and I shoulda been jerking off to Letterman not because he is so dreamy in his golden years, but because Britney was on the shit.

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Britney Spears in a Bikini for Letterman of the Day