Cuffing Season Is Upon Us! 11 Inspiring Hip Hop Couples Everyone is getting cuffed up in preparation for the holiday season. For the folks who might be spending the holidays alone, don’t lose hope! True love is still possible! Here we’ve compiled a list of Hip Hop couples who’ve made it work and stood the test of jail stints, infidelity and of course, time. Flip the script to see get inspired by which celebs made it.
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11 Hip Hop Couples Who Will Inspire You
Here’s a little Gigi Hadid and her wonky face….talking about being a rich kid with connections…allows you to become an “it girl”…as you can hang out with other rich kids and go to all the rich kid parties and do richc kid things….while brands are trying to figure out how to adapt to the market and reach young people…as young people watch these idiots, because I guess other than their money, they are terribly fucking average in all ways…so it gives the general population hope. Listening to Gigi Hadid, while watching her 20 year old chin waddle, rocking that deep voice…I remember that this girl is a fucking lie….and I understand why she’s gone the easy drop out of school route to exploit her tits and her self because it makes her feel validated… The fact that she’s the “face of a make-up brand”….but more importantly the pussy that the Jonas Brother’s shoved his purity ring inside before trying to pull it out with his dick…but that is no more, she can take her whoring to other places…because the couple they called GI JOE…is done…and no one over 20 cares… Here’s the Jonas Brother’s Doing a cover of Adele…dealing with the sadness of “I fucked this high maintenance rich kid, now I can go fuck groupies, because I am no longer pretending to be a virgin”…while Gigi deals with the remnants of Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene pussy in her pussy, because pussy… Here’s her VS acceptance speech – because it’s all she’s ever wanted growing up a rich kid with everything…one day maybe she’ll fake it til she makes it…and gets asked to walk…like she was Lily Aldrige… I prefer the immigrants.. The post Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day
I never fell into the Alyssa Milano trap. I never understood why everyone freaked out about an average looking italian girl…especially not when she was in her 30s. It just made sense to me and could only really mean one thing and that one thing is that the people who visit or write these kinds of sites are nerdy losers who are incapable of moving on, to fan and stare at and really obsess over their idols, jerk off material of the past…it’s like it seems more real if you watch it age…even if it wasn’t that good when it was young…making me realize just how pathetic some people are in terms of their lives, their interests, what they masturbate to…and pretty much everything about them…. Who cares about Alyssa Milano, unless she’s breast feeding for social media as she does….I mean looking her in a bathing suit is just terribly normal…and normal to me is bad. I like either way below normal that it is on the verge of disgusting, or way above normal that I am blown away…but middle of the road is just too suburban that it sucks.. What I am saying is Alyssa Milano and her hairy arms she’s had lasered…is just boring, but let me post it anyway. The post Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day
I find this celebrity bullshit so tiresome, boring, repetitive, same story with a different cast soap opera that is actually what gets people into movies…in this marketing scheme that the general public buy into because they have shitty lives… But every once in a while, while I contemplate suicide, I see something like this “Rihanna Chris Brown”…sex screenshot..that is neither Rihanna or Chris Brown…unless you’re a racist and think all black people look the same which based on emails I get from the site…i would think is probably the case…you trashy fucks The post The Amazing Rihanna Fake Sex Tape Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski makes me laugh…you’d assume she’d have expired by now and that no one would care about her now…but yet she’s still doing nude shoots for atteention… She gets naked as often as she can, it’s her marketing strategy that works…because her fake tits are so crucial to everything that is her career and existence..because her fake tits are so almost not fake that they are great to look at…while the rest of her is average at best…but with the fake tits that may not be fake but that are fake or aren’t they fake that make her above average… Which is awesome, for her…for us…for everyone….because her body is…hot… She’s just proof that you don’t need talent to get work…something we already knew before…you just need followers and all you need to get followers is to get naked and own that naked…and that’s just great… She came along and made it work for her..while barely working…but more importantly, she helped many men come…because they like tits. She’s the TILA TEQUILA of the instagram generation…and I think I love her, but only cuz she hates me..something I like it girls I love.. Pics by Mark Sacro The post Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day
Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they’re tripping over themselves to get married first! According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway. There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times. But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there’s little reason to believe there’s actual competition right now. Or is there? According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen’s (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux . Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot. Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she’s has already picked out a dress! Make no mistake – her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston’s, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes. “They just can’t seem to let go of their grudges. They’ve taken a lot of jabs over the years, but Angelina is obsessed with proving her dominance.” “Obviously she loves Brad deeply and wants to cement their bond and keep her family together. But there’s more going on. A lot of people around her suspect this.” “The wedding has a lot to do with her need to be on top.” No matter what, Angelina wears the pants around the house. Absolutely no one is going to get up here and argue that oft-repeated rumor.
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Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston: The Race to the Fake Altar!
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Brad Pitt, this week’s EW cover boy , has reached a career high. Promoting Moneyball , filming World War Z and having met the love of his life, with whom he raises six kids, it’s hard to imagine things getting much better. “That was just a great collaboration that turned into a greater collaboration,” he says of meeting Angelina Jolie on the set of the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith . Not that there haven’t been some low points along the way. Pitt admits the couple may want to rethink their policy of never working at the same time – it helps the family, but means they can’t make movies together: “We should be doing them together. That’s what we should do. We should be doing everything together. Then we could work less and have more time off.” Like sabotaging Jennifer Aniston’s fake wedding ? Sorry. Fans likely wouldn’t complain about a Brangelina blockbuster, although they’ve made it work quite well with their present arrangement, so we’ll have to see. In the meantime, just bask in the hotness that is Brad.
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Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills…. I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.
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Whitney Port Razor Burn Pussy of the Day
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Jesse James, you blew it man. Happy birthday, we guess. After the stuff you pulled the past few years, you don’t deserve a cake, except maybe one to the face. Here we thought Sandra Bullock’s husband was a good guy. Sure, they came from different backgrounds, but they made it work and we were happy for them. Until he decided to eff things up by getting Michelle Bombshell nude while Sandra was filming The Blind Side . Not just once either. Three times in a day. Sick. The Jesse James cheating scandal didn’t stop there. Brigitte Daguerre, Melissa Smith, Merilee Gerth and Lord only knows who else followed. Just deplorable. Yeah, We hope your 41st birthday sucks, loser. Whatever divorce deal you work out can’t come soon enough. Anyway, click to enlarge Jesse James pics below!
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Today is Jesse James’ Birthday
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Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny… But at least she’s got good tits…. Pics via Bauer
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Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day
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