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Ep. 48 of the Mr. Skin Podcast: Guests Alexis Texas and Ron Jeremy

This week was particularly exciting because Mr. Skin and Andrea got to chat with porn legends Alexis Texas and Ron Jeremy! You may already own Alexis’s Fleshlight, but you may not know much about her – or Ron Jeremy, who has his own vodka line and met co-host Andrea Lowell on VH1’s The Surreal Life! … read more

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Ep. 48 of the Mr. Skin Podcast: Guests Alexis Texas and Ron Jeremy

Leave It To The Professionals: Celebrity Shade That Didn’t Go Over Too Well

What were these celebrities thinking when they made these silly comments? Continue reading

Adrianne Curry Shows Off How Flexible She is of the Day

You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious… That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly…. I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance… I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

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Adrianne Curry Shows Off How Flexible She is of the Day

Mini-Me — Tax Cheat of the Week?

Filed under: Celebrity Justice The Accused: Verne TroyerThe Debt: $10,869.36The Story: According to the State of California, Mini-Me fell behind on his taxes both in 2005 and 2008 …

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Mini-Me — Tax Cheat of the Week?

Tina Jordan and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It always amazes me when I see that women like this actually exist. The good news is that she does exactly what you would assume she does and that is whores herself for the little attention and money she can, whether by dating Hugh Heffner and getting into Playboy back in the early 2000s, or doing pictorial’s for SPLAT magazine for paintball enthusiasts, or bottom feeding reality shows like the surreal life, making her charicature of a real person pretty acceptable, but it still amazes me when I see that people like this actually exist….so fuck you. Pics via Fame

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