Tag Archives: sweater-muffins

Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Sweater Muffins

Here’s Kristin Cavallari making some sexy faces while she feeds the meter for me. That’s it princess, slide it in there real slow. Hot. I know it’s weird that I like watching chicks feed parking meters, but everybody’s got their own thing and this is mine. Mind your business. Anyhow, parking meter hotness aside, she’s looking good in that sweater of hers. I like the way the sunlight highlights those tasty sweater muffins just right. I’d like to butter them up.

Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint

I was hoping that Amanda Seyfried would sex it up little more when she heads out, the last time we had her on the site she was dropping some boxes off at goodwill for crying out loud, and now she’s walking around looking like this? This is not how you’re going to get noticed in Hollywood. Sadly, I can’t stop posting pictures of her doing nothing. I guess my feelings for her are a lot stronger than I thought, I must be in love. That can’t be right, I haven’t even seen her big sweater muffins yet.

Megan Fox’s Sexy Pink Panties

It’s upsetting that Megan Fox has pretty much given up on wearing sexy clothing and I have to resort to tabloid style headlines to get people’s attention to posts about her. Here she is in her lame period sweat pants attempting to give us a half inch panty flash. Nice try, but that’s just not going to cut it. Her sweater muffins actually look pretty good in that little Hartford Whalers T-shirt so I guess it wasn’t a total waste. Enjoy.